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-- Henry David Thoreau There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen Education It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde Education
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
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-- Cynthia H To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
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-- François de La Rouch In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
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-- Gerald Holton Education "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
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-- Phyllis Diller Education
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
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Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
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-- Woody Allen The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
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-- S. T. Coleridge Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
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-- Katharine Hepburn Education I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
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-- Albert Einstein Education
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-- Jean Ke This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
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-- Rainer Maria Rilke Education Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin Education
"Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
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-- Guy Kawasaki Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler Education
"Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
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-- M. Hirschfield After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
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-- H. L. Mencken Education
Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
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- Frank Lloyd Wright We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin Education If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
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-- Prince All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
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-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song Education
A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
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-- Ellen DeGeneres >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln Education When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason Education
Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
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-- Groucho Marx I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
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-- Rita Mae Brown Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton Education Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
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Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
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-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 Education If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
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-- Katharine Hepburn There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't
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