Industrial Property Office of the Slovak Republic - Establishes principles, organisation and relations towards other central state administration bodies and organisations related to industrial property.
National Bank of Slovakia - Provides information on monetary policy, Slovak crown exchange rates, selected macroeconomic indicators and the national currency.
Constitutional Court - The Court rules on matters where constitutional rights may be affected. Contains findings and rulings, list of judges.
Civil Service Office - Government office responsible for recruitment and setting of standards for Slovakia's civil servants. Contains relevant laws and description of the Office.
Office of Public Procurement - Provides information on legislation and public procurement notices on behalf of the Slovak government.
"Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) Government I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone Government
When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. Government "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
-- Emiliano Zapata Government
Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
- Frederick (II) the Great Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain Government Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) Government
Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill Government Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey Government
"Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken Government Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari Government
Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole Government If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) Government
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
-- Lisa Moriyama Government "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Government
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Government "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you
get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates Government
What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen Government I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, Government
It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi Government After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra Government
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings Government University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) Government
