It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) Ministries Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr Ministries
Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover,
We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a Ministries Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
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-- Robert Benchley Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
-- Francis Bacon Ministries
"Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) Ministries The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
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The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi Ministries Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not
even talking about the programs).
-- Nicholas Negroponte There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
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Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Spinster: A bachelor's wife. See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo Ministries It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
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"An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran Is there life before death?
-- Belfast Graffito Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. Ministries "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin Ministries
Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. Ministries Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
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"Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action
of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan Ministries A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a Ministries
Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken Ministries Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
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-- Anonymous Ministries
You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu Ministries "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
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"The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words Ministries When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw Ministries
