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A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan Health When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale Health
Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
-- Diane Ackerman Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde Health Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 Health
Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise May you never leave your marriage alive. Health You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
-- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his
campaign pledge that there would be Health
"They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson Health I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson Health
As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
-- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason Health I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch Health
Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous Health Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau Health
Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Health A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana Health
I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms Health Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Health
"Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens Health Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley Health
What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) Health I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain Health
"What is most appealing about young folks, after all, is the changes, not the still photograph of finished character but the movie, the soul in flux." (Thomas Pynchon) "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) Health Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra Health
