War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
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-- Niccolo Machiavelli "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
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Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
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-- H. L. Mencken The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
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-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
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-- Oscar Wilde The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
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"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
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-- Guy Almes More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
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-- Mark Twain The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
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-- Woody Allen The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
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-- Yiddish Proverb When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
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- Mark Twain I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
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-- Fred Allen As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
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Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
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-- Ralph Waldo Emerson He who hesitates is a damned fool.
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-- James Thurber the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
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-- Peter Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
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-- Isadora Duncan Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
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