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If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Jasna "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Jasna
A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick Jasna It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy Jasna
The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France Jasna Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky Jasna
Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine Jasna Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) Jasna
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper Jasna He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
-- Anon. Jasna
"Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein Jasna "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? Jasna
"I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown Jasna Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
to be, you know that there are...
-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. Jasna
Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) Jasna "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain Jasna
Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
-- Mother Teresa All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
-- Josh Billings If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law Jasna "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) Jasna
Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Jasna "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner Jasna
Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this
is true.
-- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Jasna Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart "Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) Jasna