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"O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous Kezmarok Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde Kezmarok
In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) Kezmarok Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) Kezmarok
It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
- Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable
statues Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh Kezmarok blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers Kezmarok
Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time Kezmarok "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire Kezmarok
Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr Kezmarok Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer Kezmarok
Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard Kezmarok Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone "Think off-center." (George Carlin) Kezmarok
"Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise
-- William Blake Kezmarok "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright Kezmarok
"Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill Kezmarok In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) Kezmarok
"I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) Kezmarok God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi Kezmarok
Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the
west.
-- Unknown history student Kezmarok In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) Kezmarok
Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) Kezmarok "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
-- Les Brown Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle
enough of them.
-- Flannery O'Connor Kezmarok
