Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) Komarno Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless Komarno
"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual Komarno The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry Komarno
Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers Komarno "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau Komarno
It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
-- Anon. Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie Komarno This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) Komarno
Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations.
-- Sigmund Freud "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) Komarno He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) Komarno
The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. Komarno "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back Komarno
Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." Komarno I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Komarno
>From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre "Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
-- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) Komarno And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly,
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. Komarno
A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) Komarno Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck Komarno
"In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead Komarno When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) Komarno
If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) Komarno Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland Komarno
