We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster Hell is other people.
- Jean-Paul Sartre I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde Liptovsky Hradok "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous Liptovsky Hradok
"Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott Liptovsky Hradok "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël Liptovsky Hradok
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) Liptovsky Hradok The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words Liptovsky Hradok
As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
-- Abraham Lincoln "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger Liptovsky Hradok We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. Liptovsky Hradok
"He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? Liptovsky Hradok There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) Liptovsky Hradok
We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland Liptovsky Hradok In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi Liptovsky Hradok
If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams Liptovsky Hradok Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) Liptovsky Hradok
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) Liptovsky Hradok Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill Liptovsky Hradok
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
"Eureka!", but "That's funny..."
-- Isaac Asimov My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Liptovsky Hradok A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge Liptovsky Hradok
Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde Liptovsky Hradok Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford Liptovsky Hradok
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger Liptovsky Hradok An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) He who laughs last didn't get it.
-- Helen Giangregorio Liptovsky Hradok
