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"Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) Michalovce The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager Michalovce
"What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Michalovce I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger Michalovce
"To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Michalovce "Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) Michalovce
One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-- Paul Boese Michalovce "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge Michalovce
Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle Michalovce Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) Michalovce
Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
-- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley Michalovce You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. Michalovce
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer Michalovce Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Michalovce
"If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Michalovce Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana Michalovce
Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi Michalovce We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 Michalovce
"God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain Michalovce I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb Michalovce
Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin Michalovce Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld Michalovce
