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If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw Spisska Nova Ves Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Spisska Nova Ves
You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous Spisska Nova Ves "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Spisska Nova Ves
Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the
child.
-- Anne Sullivan Spisska Nova Ves Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde Spisska Nova Ves
Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly.
-- Anonymous I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise Spisska Nova Ves As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde Spisska Nova Ves
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
is but th I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
-- Harper Lee I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx Spisska Nova Ves "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. Spisska Nova Ves
Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Spisska Nova Ves We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Spisska Nova Ves
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar Spisska Nova Ves "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand Spisska Nova Ves
"The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) Spisska Nova Ves Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) Spisska Nova Ves
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) Spisska Nova Ves It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln Spisska Nova Ves
It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Spisska Nova Ves Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) Spisska Nova Ves
Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce Spisska Nova Ves "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton Spisska Nova Ves
