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Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell News and Media "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen News and Media
No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud News and Media We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr News and Media
Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce News and Media "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around News and Media
"The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury News and Media "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) News and Media
Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) News and Media "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle News and Media
If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost News and Media Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
is but th News and Media
Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. News and Media The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein News and Media
"The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
-- Paula Poundstone It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) News and Media To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton News and Media
"When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti News and Media "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller News and Media
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford News and Media Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan News and Media
No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw News and Media "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.
-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart May you never leave your marriage alive. News and Media
