Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn Kosice "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed Kosice
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous Kosice He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around Kosice
"I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Kosice Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 Kosice
A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf Kosice If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Kosice
Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau Kosice Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Kosice
"Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) "I never learned from a man who agreed with me." (Robert A. Heinlein) If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Kosice "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne Kosice
"The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard "I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) Kosice "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) The average person thinks he isn't.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Kosice
At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) Kosice The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine Kosice
Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
existence.
-- Sydney Smith Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de Kosice Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) Kosice
Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Kosice Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber Kosice
"Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Kosice Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens Kosice
