Jewish Cemeteries in Eastern Slovakia - Information about Jewish Cemeteries: photos of cemeteries, photos of headstones, names of people, multimedia CD and more information.
Tatra Mountains Virtual Tourist - Information about Slovakia's popular tourist destination, including a collection of photos of the mountain range.
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"The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
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- Niels Bohr The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
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"Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins [You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said.
-- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Presov "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress Presov
We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire Presov Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill Presov
They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed Presov The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper Presov
Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford Presov The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller Presov
Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright Presov When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder Presov
"I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin Presov I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Presov
"There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Presov A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard Presov
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words Presov No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett Presov
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde Presov The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand Presov
The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana Presov Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov Is there life before death?
-- Belfast Graffito He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller Presov
