Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and Trencin Marriage is a rest period between romances. "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson Trencin
There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's
life During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) Trencin I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) Trencin
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock Trencin Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Trencin
I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh "It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein Trencin Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
up with software demands "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) Trencin
"Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal Trencin A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely
to achieve in trying to make life better. You certainly would not be able, in a single generation, to Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley Trencin
"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward Trencin "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) Trencin
Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig Trencin "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers Trencin
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this
is true.
-- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) Trencin Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. Trencin
Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
definition, is unassailable.
-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben Trencin If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard Trencin
Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. Trencin Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa Trencin
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop Trencin The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky Trencin
