UVTIP (ISTIA) - Institute of Scientific and Technical Information for Agriculture.
Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) Agriculture "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) Agriculture
How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett Agriculture ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen Agriculture
I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you
ask th Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) Agriculture Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) Agriculture
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde Agriculture "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist Agriculture
A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
-- Charles Evans Hughes "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Agriculture "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson Agriculture
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a Agriculture What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers Agriculture
Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Agriculture People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the Agriculture
A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) Agriculture In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin Agriculture
"We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Agriculture Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. Agriculture
"I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen Agriculture If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
-- Francis Crawford Agriculture
To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther Agriculture Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Agriculture
