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It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.
-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Transportation Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it
pure ignorance?
-- Holbrook Jackson There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran Transportation
"The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the Transportation You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) Transportation
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim
to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire.
-- Gen. George Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi Transportation "Growth in wisdom can be measured precisely by decline in bile." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human) "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
long enough."
-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein Transportation
Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
-- Anon. Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez Transportation Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) Transportation
"There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple Transportation "There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and Transportation
Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Transportation The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo Transportation
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic Transportation "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin Transportation
"What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey Transportation "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer Transportation
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita Transportation Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and
begin slitting throats.
- Henry Louis Mencken Transportation
Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer Transportation "Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. Transportation
"I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf Transportation "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Transportation