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- A. J. Liebling "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to
realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and
grie Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland Travel Agents In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Travel Agents
An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.
-- Buddha In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee Travel Agents Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne Travel Agents
"One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Travel Agents One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous Travel Agents
Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
only read the title.
-- Virginia Woolf Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) Travel Agents The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf Travel Agents
"Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
great teacher inspires.
-- William Arthur Ward Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise Travel Agents "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous Travel Agents
"That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone What's new? Most of my wife. Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber Travel Agents The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein Travel Agents
Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! "Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel Agents "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic Travel Agents
In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent...
-- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported
in a contemporary "American Scholar" Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
sea "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this
is true.
-- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion Travel Agents When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
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The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Travel Agents "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln Travel Agents
"Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you
get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a
The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko Travel Agents "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) Travel Agents
Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the
west.
-- Unknown history student "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Travel Agents "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
definition, is unassailable.
-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) Travel Agents
