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Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already
were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Computers and Internet We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein Computers and Internet
In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin Computers and Internet A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 Computers and Internet
One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
hanging on to his coattails.
-- H. L. Mencken I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev Computers and Internet Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
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We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
definition, is unassailable.
-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost
a fortune There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin Computers and Internet .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley Computers and Internet
"No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. Computers and Internet I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words Computers and Internet
Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer Computers and Internet Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Computers and Internet
I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
-- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods Computers and Internet "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde Computers and Internet
There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde Computers and Internet The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? Computers and Internet
I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley Computers and Internet Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck Computers and Internet
The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau Computers and Internet Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Computers and Internet
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Computers and Internet Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The
premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool.
-- Kelvin Throop I I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx Computers and Internet
