Forma d.o.o. - Machinery for woodworking industry and located in Cerknica.
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman Cerknica In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln Cerknica
Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich Cerknica A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) Cerknica
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
up with software demands At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and Cerknica We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire Cerknica
I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) Cerknica "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright Cerknica
When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) Cerknica Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Cerknica
He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
-- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his
campaign pledge that there would be He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Cerknica The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Cerknica
The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry Cerknica Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein Cerknica
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw Cerknica It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson Cerknica
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
-- Les Brown Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to
realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and
grie One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual Cerknica Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous "Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) Cerknica
People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
-- Polish proverb The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words Cerknica Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
-- Paula Poundstone The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy Cerknica
Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Cerknica Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins Cerknica