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Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
up with software demands Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg Kamnik Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry Kamnik
I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere "People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) "The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) Kamnik This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain Kamnik
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
-- George Jean Nathan "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson Kamnik Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods Kamnik
Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison Kamnik In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein Kamnik
[You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said.
-- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb Kamnik Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain Kamnik
If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) Kamnik "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager Kamnik
"A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) Kamnik Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright Kamnik
Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin "Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
-- Polish proverb Kamnik Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the
really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
-- Mark Twain Kamnik
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cæsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi Kamnik The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself.
-- Woodrow Wilson Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) Kamnik
I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
everything praiseworthy in human life.
-- Joseph Addison I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
- Irvin S. Cobb "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck Kamnik Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
-- Anon. Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
-- Mother Teresa Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley Kamnik
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to
me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
-- Lucille Ball Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West Kamnik Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) Kamnik
