A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry Organizations "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov Organizations
We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) Organizations To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
everythin "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde Organizations
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Organizations The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
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When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
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-- Nicholas Negroponte Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous Organizations
Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end]
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comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before
marriage, which is never advisable.
-- Oscar Wilde Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides Organizations
Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
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-- Satchel Paige "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Organizations "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Organizations
My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald Organizations A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado Organizations
Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein Organizations Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live Organizations
The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw Organizations The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten Organizations
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a Organizations Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
-- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Organizations
"Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short Organizations Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
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