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Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
possible, speak a few reasonable words.
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-- Mother Teresa My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
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-- H. L. Mencken Airlines
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
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-- Soren Kierkegaard Airlines
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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-- Mother Teresa Airlines
There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
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In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
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giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you
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-- Virginia Woolf Airlines
Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
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- H. G. Wells Airlines "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
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LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
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-- Pope John Paul I The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
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the palm Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas Airlines
Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
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--Malcolm X Airlines
