Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) Lodging "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield Lodging
Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller Lodging The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley Lodging
If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
-- Lisa Moriyama When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Lodging "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn Lodging
If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. Lodging In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost Lodging
"There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only
make $500,000.
-- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Lodging "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx Lodging
Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous Lodging Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf Lodging
"Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde Lodging A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) Lodging
Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? Study men, not historians.
-- Harry Truman Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber Lodging Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" Lodging
With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words Lodging Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
-- Francis Bacon Lodging
I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) Lodging "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) Lodging
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen Lodging "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber Lodging
