If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside "I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Animal Welfare "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 Animal Welfare
I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
-- Thomas Arnold Bennet Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per Animal Welfare With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell Animal Welfare
My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) Animal Welfare The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
-- Les Brown I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Animal Welfare
"I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) Animal Welfare "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) Animal Welfare
Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx Animal Welfare "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara Animal Welfare
I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Animal Welfare Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward Animal Welfare
The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright Animal Welfare There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) Animal Welfare
Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not,
the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms
with The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
- George Bernard Shaw Animal Welfare You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn Animal Welfare
The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) Animal Welfare blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 Animal Welfare
Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Animal Welfare Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger Animal Welfare
A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) Animal Welfare Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) Animal Welfare
