Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
sea "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy Women We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, Women
The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual Women Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) Women
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale Women I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Women
All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig Women In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
many can get through to you.
-- Mortimer J. Adler Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting Women
The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr Women "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show Women
Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than
yourself.
-- William Faulkner Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
-- G. K. Chesterton Women Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff Women
We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') Women "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard Women
Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol "Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley Women "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb Women
Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Women I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) Women
Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz Women It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
-- Thomas Arnold Bennet Women
If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your
thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be.
-- Richard Mitchell, from "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy Women Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell Women
