The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Andalucia Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Andalucia
"Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) Andalucia "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous Andalucia
I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action
of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str Andalucia Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana Andalucia
Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley Andalucia Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) Andalucia
"We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do Andalucia I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) Andalucia
Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
everything praiseworthy in human life.
-- Joseph Addison That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik Andalucia The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Andalucia
"We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens Andalucia I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) Andalucia
"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry Andalucia We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone Andalucia
Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) Andalucia I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton Andalucia
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes Andalucia Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to Andalucia
The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Andalucia A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
-- Harper Lee Andalucia
