"As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Travel and Tourism The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Travel and Tourism
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock Travel and Tourism Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian Travel and Tourism
Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
-- G. K. Chesterton "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Travel and Tourism Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) Travel and Tourism
"Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Travel and Tourism We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton Travel and Tourism
There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) Travel and Tourism Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer Travel and Tourism
You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. Travel and Tourism Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Travel and Tourism
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) Travel and Tourism "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) Travel and Tourism
Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
bre In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz Travel and Tourism Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism
The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
- unknown The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. Travel and Tourism He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus The multitude is always in the wrong.
-- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton Travel and Tourism
Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) Travel and Tourism "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Travel and Tourism
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle
enough of them.
-- Flannery O'Connor Travel and Tourism Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal Travel and Tourism
