Tourist Atlas - The official web site of the Junta de Andalucia's Tourist Board. Includes information on Cordoba Province and its municipalities.
You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
-- Robert M. Pirsig "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne Cordoba This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx Cordoba
A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
possible, speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce Cordoba The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman Cordoba
"The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
-- Flannery O'Connor "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Cordoba "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Cordoba
We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
-- Paul Dirac The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous Cordoba Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills Cordoba
"A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Cordoba Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller Cordoba
I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen Cordoba Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) Cordoba
Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller Cordoba "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I Cordoba
Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) "Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe Cordoba I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller Cordoba
Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
sea "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Cordoba For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar Cordoba
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Cordoba Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas Cordoba
You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor Cordoba Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first
comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) Cordoba
