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Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove "I never learned from a man who agreed with me." (Robert A. Heinlein) Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon Business and Economy If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. Business and Economy
"Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous Business and Economy Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx Business and Economy
Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) Business and Economy What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken Business and Economy
For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me.
-- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth Business and Economy I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson Business and Economy
I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers Business and Economy He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
-- Confucius Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-- Russell Baker I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Business and Economy
"Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand Business and Economy "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel Business and Economy
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson Business and Economy Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
definition, is unassailable.
-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 Business and Economy
The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington Business and Economy Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. Business and Economy
"The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) Business and Economy In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla Business and Economy
Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Business and Economy blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The
premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool.
-- Kelvin Throop I Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain Business and Economy
"The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) Business and Economy May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in
the palm If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) Business and Economy
