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"The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) "Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Guides and Directories Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton Guides and Directories
If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
it.
-- Colin Wilson America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait Guides and Directories There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx Guides and Directories
The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 Guides and Directories America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain Guides and Directories
"No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
-- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." Guides and Directories Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
-- George Jean Nathan He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Guides and Directories
After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) Guides and Directories When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx Guides and Directories
Man and wife make one fool. The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) Guides and Directories I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
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blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Guides and Directories "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity Guides and Directories
"Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa Guides and Directories The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Guides and Directories
The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Guides and Directories Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart Guides and Directories
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Guides and Directories Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats The multitude is always in the wrong.
-- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov Guides and Directories
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
-- H Guides and Directories Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau Guides and Directories
