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commun Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
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-- General Douglas MacArthur Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V Travel and Tourism
"The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
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-- Martin Luther I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
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-- Bertrand Russell "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) Travel and Tourism Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming Travel and Tourism
Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
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resurrection" coverage. He later a "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. Travel and Tourism Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 Travel and Tourism
He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller "The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon Travel and Tourism "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism
Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
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-- Wallace Stevens Travel and Tourism A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher Travel and Tourism
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller "Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) 'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer Travel and Tourism Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
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-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
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-- H. L. Mencken Travel and Tourism
"I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
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-- D. H. Lawrence The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
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more supervision.
-- Lynn Travel and Tourism Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) "Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) Travel and Tourism
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
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-- Stephen Leacock It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli Travel and Tourism "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson Travel and Tourism
"A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) Travel and Tourism What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber Travel and Tourism
Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
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your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Travel and Tourism Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos Travel and Tourism
"My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
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-- Robert G. Ingersoll Travel and Tourism A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
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-- Elbert Hubbard I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Travel and Tourism
