A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde Malaga Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright Malaga
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz Malaga He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Malaga
When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
the world.
- George Washington Carver A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) "Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Malaga The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
-- Francis Bacon Malaga
"Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow Malaga "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He
experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of
optic Malaga
Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) Malaga "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn Malaga
"Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) Malaga "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin Malaga
"What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') Malaga We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn Malaga
When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt "Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) Malaga I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) Malaga
"The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) I shall return.
-- General Douglas MacArthur It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
-- Arthur Schoperhauer Malaga Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
-- Josh Billings Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf Malaga
If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust
there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead.
-- Andre Norton The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the
west.
-- Unknown history student "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) Malaga "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Malaga
Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Malaga Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde Malaga
