It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it
pure ignorance?
-- Holbrook Jackson Malaga Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher Malaga
blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn Malaga In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein Malaga
Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron Malaga It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
definition, is unassailable.
-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Malaga
I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt Malaga Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
-- Margaret Mead Malaga
Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand Malaga "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
-- Clarence Darrow Malaga
Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice Study men, not historians.
-- Harry Truman Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce Malaga Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Malaga
Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth Malaga "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley Malaga
"Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
everything praiseworthy in human life.
-- Joseph Addison The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Malaga When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
the world.
- George Washington Carver LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness
are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser
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Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) Malaga Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Malaga
"I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins Malaga History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
-- Clarence Darrow It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Malaga
"No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard Malaga The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole Malaga
