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-- Anon. Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
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and Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
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-- Oscar Wilde Recreation and Sports
He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
-- Confucius To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
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-- Fred Allen Recreation and Sports Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
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In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the
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Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara A witty saying proves nothing.
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Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
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- Arthur Schopenhauer Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
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-- Anonymous Recreation and Sports Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
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-- Henry B. Adams Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken Recreation and Sports
Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
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-- Colin Powell Recreation and Sports
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-- Caroline Rhea Recreation and Sports
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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Not to anticipate is already to moan.
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-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Recreation and Sports
