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Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to
me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
-- Lucille Ball Travel and Tourism Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
-- H. L. Mencken Travel and Tourism
I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler Travel and Tourism Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge Travel and Tourism
then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries Travel and Tourism What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Travel and Tourism
Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Travel and Tourism "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill Travel and Tourism
"Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t Travel and Tourism Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster Travel and Tourism
Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman Travel and Tourism Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain Travel and Tourism
As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns Travel and Tourism Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry Travel and Tourism
I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover Travel and Tourism Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
-- George Jean Nathan They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
-- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 Travel and Tourism
"To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken Travel and Tourism Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Travel and Tourism
If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur Travel and Tourism I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Travel and Tourism
Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Travel and Tourism In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
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