Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill Arriondas All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) Arriondas
"Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale Arriondas In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
many can get through to you.
-- Mortimer J. Adler If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale Arriondas
He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
-- Confucius Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
only read the title.
-- Virginia Woolf The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Arriondas Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) Arriondas
Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw Arriondas "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain Arriondas
If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Arriondas All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words Arriondas
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous Arriondas We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
possible, speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Arriondas
"Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru Arriondas It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
-- Saint John Chrysostom Arriondas
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) Arriondas No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
-- Thornton Wilder We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz Arriondas
History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
the world.
- George Washington Carver "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi Arriondas Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson Arriondas
I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
-- Calvin Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein Arriondas If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain Arriondas
A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Arriondas If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Arriondas
