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It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) Guides and Directories When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Guides and Directories
"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Guides and Directories You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian Guides and Directories
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor Guides and Directories "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene Guides and Directories
"The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Guides and Directories "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin Guides and Directories
"There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. "So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. Guides and Directories Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.
-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
them, it's considered to be your style.
-- Fred Astaire Guides and Directories
Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy Guides and Directories "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
-- Polish proverb A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire Guides and Directories
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar Guides and Directories Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton Guides and Directories
Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
-- Francis Bacon The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and Guides and Directories Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
-- Gail Godwin The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) Guides and Directories
He who receives an idea from me receives instruction for himself without lessening mine; as he
who lights his taper at mine receives light without darkening me.
-- Thomas Jefferson "I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton Guides and Directories Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) Guides and Directories
The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey Guides and Directories Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz Guides and Directories
It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender Guides and Directories "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Guides and Directories
