For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
either way.
-- Bertrand Russell The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen Travel and Tourism "Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism
We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song Travel and Tourism Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust
there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead.
-- Andre Norton Travel and Tourism
Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha Travel and Tourism "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal Travel and Tourism
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha Travel and Tourism It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism
If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown Travel and Tourism "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford Travel and Tourism
If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th Travel and Tourism The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle Travel and Tourism
Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert Travel and Tourism Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln Travel and Tourism
"Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen Travel and Tourism "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford "No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) Travel and Tourism
Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen Travel and Tourism Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev Travel and Tourism
"These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea "The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley Travel and Tourism
Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald Travel and Tourism
