Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
-- D.H. Lawrence Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner Guides and Directories Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill Guides and Directories
If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson Guides and Directories How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours Guides and Directories
He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford Guides and Directories "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
- Irvin S. Cobb Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone Guides and Directories
I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Guides and Directories I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) Guides and Directories
This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. Guides and Directories An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin Guides and Directories
Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) Guides and Directories A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) Guides and Directories
Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling Guides and Directories Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown Guides and Directories
A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein Guides and Directories It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois Guides and Directories
"The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 Guides and Directories Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III Guides and Directories
A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
-- Abraham Lincoln Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
-- Mother Teresa Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team Guides and Directories Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and
begin slitting throats.
- Henry Louis Mencken Guides and Directories
Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') Guides and Directories Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and
science.
-- Albert Einstein Guides and Directories
