"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me.
-- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres Travel and Tourism "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb Travel and Tourism
Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
to be, you know that there are...
-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) Travel and Tourism Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide Travel and Tourism
It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
-- Lisa Moriyama Travel and Tourism Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
- Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) Travel and Tourism
Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) Travel and Tourism He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) Travel and Tourism
Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
-- H. L. Mencken Travel and Tourism A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
-- Anon. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Travel and Tourism
"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin "No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) Travel and Tourism Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.
-- Buddha If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Travel and Tourism "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett Travel and Tourism
"If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Travel and Tourism Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. Travel and Tourism
Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn Travel and Tourism Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford Travel and Tourism
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Travel and Tourism My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne Travel and Tourism
A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) "Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz Travel and Tourism Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
-- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong Travel and Tourism
