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Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that Business and Economy I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Business and Economy
It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach Business and Economy blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Business and Economy
In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. "It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf Business and Economy "Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer Business and Economy
Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Eliot Business and Economy When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
-- Anatole France Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers Business and Economy
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov Business and Economy Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
-- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 Business and Economy
"A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) Business and Economy If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
up with software demands Business and Economy
Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh Business and Economy I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 Business and Economy
"God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan Business and Economy A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler "One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I Business and Economy
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
-- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee Business and Economy "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) Business and Economy
"Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman Business and Economy "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce Business and Economy
No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) Business and Economy "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action
of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. Business and Economy
