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Mallorca Service - A guide of resources, information and services about Mallorca island: news, events, leisure, history, weather, real estate and sports.
Cuevas Dels Hams - A subterranean paradise in Mallorca.
A1 Mallorca - Linking Mallorca to the rest of the world with links for all Mallorca fans.
Mallorca Online - Information on hotels, apartments, cars, real estate, sports, news, events, and weather.
Description of Towns and Places - Descriptions and photo of places to visit, beaches, and marinas.
AccuWeather.com - Mallorca - Weather forecasts, maps, and radar and satellite images for Mallorca.
Albatros Diving - Diving center and school in Cala Millor.
Mallorca Hiking Adventure - Walking, cycling and golfing holidays.
I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. -- Albert Camus Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted. -- Anonymous "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly. -- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making Mallorca "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? - Will Rogers Mallorca I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used. -- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true. -- Anon. "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery. -- Victor Hugo For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely unnatural condition. -- Robert Briffault Mallorca You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart. -- Fred Allen Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.... -- Carl Zwanzig "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) Mallorca If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee. -- Anne Bradstreet Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest Hemingway Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction. -- John Cage The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing. -- Sigmund Freud Give the people not hell, but hope and courage. -- John Murray Mallorca The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'. - unknown Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared. -- Eddie Rickenbacker The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and stupid from Mallorca Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't. -- Jules Renard In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are. -- Gamaliel Bradford "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. -- Helen Rowland Mallorca Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. -- Anton Chekhov Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. - Jean-Paul Sartre When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. -- Hunter S. Thompson Mallorca "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) Everything that can be invented has been invented. - Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good. -- H.L. Mencken Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it. -- Dr. Karl Menninger In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican. -- H. L. Mencken Mallorca "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) I married beneath me. All women do. -- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed While we are postponing, life speeds by. - Seneca (3BC - 65AD) Mallorca Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first. -- Billy Sunday I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. -- Woody Allen The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. -- Aldous Huxley Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it? -- James Thurber You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone. -- John Ciardi Mallorca "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) Mallorca "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Whatever you are, be a good one. -- Abraham Lincoln We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report. -- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor. -- Wernher von Braun Mallorca "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted. -- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third Wo The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be. -- Paul Valery Mallorca Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it. -- George Bernard Shaw Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword. -- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality. -- Theodor Reik The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort. -- Sydney Smith Mallorca When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. -- E. W. Howe Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. -- Oscar Wilde "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) Mallorca The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong. -- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter really In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr. A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of optic It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion. - Albert Einstein Mallorca "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations. -- François de La Rouchefoucauld Work expands to fill the time available. -- PARKINSON'S LAW Mallorca Why don't you write books people can read? -- Nora Joyce, to her husband James Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them. -- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street. -- Virginia Woolf Mallorca With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow. -- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress. -- Anonymous "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) Mallorca "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories. -- Stanislaw J. Lem "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a well remembered door. -- Heywood Brown I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject, when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron scumbags dev Mallorca Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny is but th Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea. -- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant Mallorca
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