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I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
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-- Ben Hecht A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller Travel and Tourism
The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
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-- Anonymous You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
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-- Indian proverb Travel and Tourism It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
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-- Albert Schweitzer Travel and Tourism
When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
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-- Peter DeVries I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
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- Samuel Johnson Travel and Tourism What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. Travel and Tourism
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-- Winston Churchill Travel and Tourism It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
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-- Mark Twain Travel and Tourism
In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent...
-- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported
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- Buckminster Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
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-- Bertrand Russell Travel and Tourism
When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
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-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
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-- Vladimir Nabokov If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
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-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Travel and Tourism
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
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-- Woody Allen Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) Travel and Tourism If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld Travel and Tourism
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-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
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- Antoine de Saint Exupery We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first
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-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
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-- Colin Wilson Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain Travel and Tourism
The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
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-- The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
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-- Salvador Dali Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
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when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard Travel and Tourism Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
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-- Betty Shabazz I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism
Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
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-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
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-- Oscar Wilde Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( Travel and Tourism Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
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-- George Armstrong Custer Travel and Tourism
Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
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opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy Travel and Tourism
