A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) Fuerteventura Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce Fuerteventura
The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. Fuerteventura There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t Fuerteventura
If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn Fuerteventura If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) Fuerteventura
Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Fuerteventura >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou Fuerteventura
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous Fuerteventura If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses Fuerteventura
Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim
to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire.
-- Gen. George Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck Fuerteventura It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) Fuerteventura
Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler Fuerteventura "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Fuerteventura
"Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) Fuerteventura Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley Fuerteventura
The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
bre The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin.
-- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman Fuerteventura "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
human will.
-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen Fuerteventura
"No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert Fuerteventura Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Fuerteventura
An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna Fuerteventura Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim
to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire.
-- Gen. George Fuerteventura
