Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen Recreation and Sports Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller Recreation and Sports
Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. Recreation and Sports The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides Recreation and Sports
For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
-- French Proverb Recreation and Sports A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Recreation and Sports
"All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer Recreation and Sports It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard Recreation and Sports
Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. Recreation and Sports God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire "People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 Recreation and Sports
blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion Recreation and Sports Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant Recreation and Sports
You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) Recreation and Sports "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) Recreation and Sports
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 Recreation and Sports Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Recreation and Sports
I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney Recreation and Sports Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West Recreation and Sports
"In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost Recreation and Sports To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
-- Francis Crawford "For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne Recreation and Sports
Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes Recreation and Sports Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V Recreation and Sports
