We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and
science.
-- Albert Einstein Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Travel and Tourism Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism
A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
-- Arthur Schoperhauer We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents Travel and Tourism Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words Travel and Tourism
Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
either way.
-- Bertrand Russell "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only
make $500,000.
-- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 Travel and Tourism "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA Travel and Tourism
The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills Travel and Tourism "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill Travel and Tourism
Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle Travel and Tourism Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism
"When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige Travel and Tourism A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) Travel and Tourism
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn Travel and Tourism Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo Travel and Tourism
The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War Travel and Tourism In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James Travel and Tourism
We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) Travel and Tourism There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer Travel and Tourism
"I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Travel and Tourism Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before
marriage, which is never advisable.
-- Oscar Wilde The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism
Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart.
-- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team Travel and Tourism We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
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