"Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln Health The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Health
I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to
realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and
grie The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell Health However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein Health
Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury Health The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi Health
What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates Health "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils Health
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") Health Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Health
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran Health The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn Health
We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice Health "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
-- Charles Du Bos Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx Health
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis Health Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb Health
He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe Health Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) Health
If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms Health "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau Health
It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r "The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson Health The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, Health
