Arrecife - features a cam view of a street, closed to Deiland Shopping Center.
Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ Maps and Views Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern Maps and Views
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly,
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. Maps and Views We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart.
-- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake Maps and Views
Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end]
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"Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin Maps and Views Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous Maps and Views
"To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway Maps and Views Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 Maps and Views
My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin.
-- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer Maps and Views "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
long enough."
-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde Maps and Views
"Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley Maps and Views However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) Maps and Views
"This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
hanging on to his coattails.
-- H. L. Mencken Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky Maps and Views NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha Maps and Views
Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West Maps and Views This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf Maps and Views
We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe Maps and Views Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin Maps and Views
"A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost
a fortune Maps and Views Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
-- Calvin My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. Maps and Views
A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) Maps and Views Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock Maps and Views
