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Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken Travel and Tourism It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken Travel and Tourism
Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Travel and Tourism "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh Travel and Tourism
"A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler Travel and Tourism Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only
make $500,000.
-- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Travel and Tourism
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson Travel and Tourism "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln Travel and Tourism
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) Travel and Tourism The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln Travel and Tourism
There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson Travel and Tourism "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The Travel and Tourism
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln Travel and Tourism Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
-- Francis Bacon The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison Travel and Tourism
"Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi Travel and Tourism Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire Travel and Tourism
The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain Travel and Tourism In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) Travel and Tourism
Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
-- Anon. Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins Travel and Tourism The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln Travel and Tourism
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev Travel and Tourism "No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
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